Hindi SMS

Ye tera kamaal

admin — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 16:52:01 +0000

Har Ladki tere liye bekarar hai,
Har Ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Ye tera koi kamaal nahi,
Kuch din baad “RAKSHA BANDHAN” ka tyohar hai!

hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain

admin — Tue, 31 May 2011 11:24:34 +0000

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

Kamasutra Means

admin — Tue, 31 May 2011 11:22:49 +0000

KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is..

Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur love..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with ur teacher..
Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business- if done with a prostitute..
Social work – if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand

This is your CellPhone Operator

admin — Tue, 31 May 2011 11:19:14 +0000

This is your CellPhone Operator.
We just found out you’re too dumb to use your phone,
so please put it on ground and start jumping on it.
Thank you

Height Of Expressing

admin — Tue, 31 May 2011 11:17:51 +0000

Height Of Expressing…!!

Boy: Is Ur Eyes From McDonald..??

Girl: (With Mysterious Look, Asks) Why..?

…Boy: Because…I m Loving it..:)

A cute question to pregnant mom

admin — Tue, 31 May 2011 11:15:52 +0000

A cute question to pregnant mom
Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

U Got Everything I Am Searching 4

admin — Tue, 31 May 2011 11:14:38 +0000

Boy:
Is Your Name Google?

Girl:
No! … Why?

Boy:
‘Cause U Got Everything I Am Searching 4

Cutest Proposal

admin — Tue, 31 May 2011 11:12:24 +0000

Cutest Proposal
Boy : kya mai aapka address jaan sakta hoon
Girl : kyun?
Boy : 1 din baraat leker aana hai

Abar utra hai chaar soo dekho

admin — Fri, 20 May 2011 09:10:35 +0000

‘Abar utra hai chaar soo dekho
.
Abar wo nikhre ga khubroo dekho
.
Surkh eenton pe naachti baarish
.
Aur yaadein hain rubaroo dekho
.
Pair simte hain tehniaan Orhey
.
Baado baaran hai tund khoo dekho
.
Aisay mousum mein bheegte rehna
.
Aik shayar ki aarzoo dekho…|’

Iss ßarish ko keh do

admin — Fri, 20 May 2011 09:08:06 +0000

‘Iss ßarish ko keh do Mere Angan Me Na ßarse, …

Isy dekh kr Shiddat se kisi ki Yad Aati he.’