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Kamasutra Means
KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is.. Duty- if done with ur wife.. Art- if done with ur love.. Education- if done with a virgin.. Tution- if done with ur teacher.. Job- if done with your boss/secretary.. Science- if done with a fertile lady.. Business- if done with a prostitute.. Social work – if done with ur [...]
Ik Larki thi dewaani si
Ik Larki thi dewaani si
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya. Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya. Shampoo K Add main Baal Dikhaye. Per Always k Add main kuch nahi dikhaya. Thats Cheating
Jo mila aurat ko mila!!
Jo mila aurat ko mila!! Hont milay chuswany ko, Mammay milay dabwanay ko, Phuddi mili chudwanay ko. Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko??? so hilao
3 gushtian apas men apni
3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi
Kya taklif hai?
Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
4 facts
4 facts 1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain 2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do. 3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati 4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
Let me kiss ur lips
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend
Tum aao to hum bhi EID karen
Tum aao to hum bhi EID karen Hasrat hai tumhari deed karen Kuch der to dil ko chain mily Kuch roz to mann k phool khilen Kehty hain k EID ki aamad hai Hum log bhi kuch taaeed karen Tum se ik ye guzarish hai Ye apny dil ki khwahish hai Ik bar milo Ik [...]
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: