Hindi SMS

What is differance between Aadami & aurat?
Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai.Aur aadami bahut sari aurato se ek hi ummeed karta hai

BOY: SEX ME DONO KO MAZA AATA HAI…PHIR LARKE SE HI PAISE Q
CALL GIRL: BEWKUF, CHARGE OUTGOING PAR HI LAGTA HAI.. INCOMING PAR NAHI.

Lady: Time Kitna Hua hai
Sardar: Bra Pantie
Lady: Kutte, Time Poocha hai
Sardar: Kamini, time hi to Bataya Hai.. Bra pantie(12:35) barah pantees

A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!

santa:AAJ GHAR JATE HI BIWI KI PANTY UTRUNGA,
banta: AAJ TO BADE MOOD ME HAI?
santa: MOOD KI AISI KI TESI,
BAHUT TIGHT HAI , SUBAH GALTI SE PEHEN LI THEE