Archive for the ‘Adult SMS’ Category
Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao
Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge! Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao
barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho
barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho, dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho, to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur shalwar gili na ho..
kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna
Pehlay hath mein pakro! ..
Pehlay kiss karo
Pehlay kiss karo.. Phir shirt utaro.. Phir fuck karo.. Kitna asan hai sex karna !!
bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga! lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai! conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?
Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
Kya khel ishq ne khela hai kyun latka hua ye kela hai dil kal bhi mera akela tha lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai ye money nahin chhooti lun ki hum kitni bar naha bethe din men panch bar naha bethe Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai
Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi
Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai bevi boli
vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal
PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain SON : papa may bataoo PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo SON : may batata hoo
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai