Archive for the ‘Adult SMS’ Category
Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan
On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan? Jeeto: Dono He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui? Jeeto: Ji Hui Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon? Jeeto: Ji Santa: Yeh erect hai!
kal aayenge
Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye. Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi? Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakatnahi hai, kal aayenge
3 Galz having lunch
3 Galz having lunch. 1st said: I saw the condoms in boss drawer. 2nd said: I also saw & punchered them. 3rd Said: Haram Zadi pehle batana tha na !!
A junior needs a name
Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name
Aadmi or aurat
What is differance between Aadami & aurat? Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai.Aur aadami bahut sari aurato se ek hi ummeed karta hai
OUTGOING CHARGE
BOY: SEX ME DONO KO MAZA AATA HAI
Lady time
Lady: Time Kitna Hua hai Sardar: Bra Pantie Lady: Kutte, Time Poocha hai Sardar: Kamini, time hi to Bataya Hai.. Bra pantie(12:35) barah pantees
A Girl went to repair umbrella
A Girl went to repair umbrella. Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega. Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!
BIWI KI PANTY
santa:AAJ GHAR JATE HI BIWI KI PANTY UTRUNGA, banta: AAJ TO BADE MOOD ME HAI? santa: MOOD KI AISI KI TESI, BAHUT TIGHT HAI , SUBAH GALTI SE PEHEN LI THEE
Blouse Hook
Teachr Ne Bra Nahi Pehni Thi Aur Blouse K 2 Hook Khulgaye Ye Dekh 2ladke Hasne Lage Teachr: Hasso Mat Nahi Toh