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TERi lita k lu Ya bitha k lu
TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka k lu? Ab tu hi bata k main teri PHoto kaise lon?
chooss chooss chooss
chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay
khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de
oh no Dr. please jaldi karo oh no blood? oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai jaldi nikaalo na Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia
aap kya samjhaye?
college wali: masale dar office wali: narum narum muhale wali: garma garam aap kya samjhaye? may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon
Shut Up
Shut Up
Hello hello mera lelo
Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol k dekho kya ? AAnkhien Kitna bara hai mera kya? DIL
mein teri asal mar lawa ga
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?.. Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga
Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye
Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye. . , , , , , . . mera matlab rasi se
suitcase is closed
Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh…. Finally the suitcase is closed.
DOOR SE
App Mujhay Aik jaga Se bohat Pyare Lagtay hain.? Malooum hai kahan Se ? DOOR SE