Archive for the ‘English SMS’ Category
24hrs make a lovely day
24hrs make a lovely day, 7 days make a lovely week, 52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely.
Love isn’t a decision
Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
difference b/w USA & PAKISTAN
Democratic difference b/w USA & PAKISTAN In USA U can kiss in a public place but can’t susu. In Pakistan U can susu in a public place but can’t kiss:-)
Three Possible Reasons
Three Possible Reasons, hen A Man Opens his Car Door for someone. 1) The Car Is New. 2) The Wife Is New. 3) She Is not His Wife
How old is ur father
MAN: How old is ur father? BOY: As old as me. MAN: How can that be? BOY: He became a father only when i was born.
Am Going To U.S.A
Am Going To U.S.A. . . . Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days . . . Surprised? ? ? ? After 80 Days it
ATOM BOMB
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough energy is produced to create an atomic bomb! So if u don
most confusing day
Whats the most confusing day in Europe and America? Thinking? Still thinking? Fathers day
It must be tough spending
Patient: It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone mouth. Dentist: I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.
According to a Medical report
According to a Medical report; Ever Boy and Girl having two sides of their brain; Rigth & Left ! When he or she falls in LOVE then; In their Right side nothing is left and, In their Left side nothing is right. So please be careful..