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24hrs make a lovely day

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

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Love isn’t a decision

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling.
If we could decide who to love, then,
life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

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difference b/w USA & PAKISTAN

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Democratic difference b/w USA & PAKISTAN

In USA U can kiss in a public place but can’t susu.

In Pakistan U can susu in a public place but can’t kiss:-)

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Three Possible Reasons

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Three Possible Reasons,
hen A Man Opens his Car Door for someone.

1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New.
3) She Is not His Wife…

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How old is ur father

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

MAN: How old is ur father?

BOY: As old as me.

MAN: How can that be?

BOY: He became a father only when i was born.

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