Archive for the ‘Exam SMS’ Category

koi exam result ka insurance kara deta

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

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Movie titles related to eng students

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

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Teacher asked Students

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Teacher asked (Students) Exams are nearing ,
If u have any doubt you can ask me.

Students In which printing press the question paper are printed?

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har taraf padhai ka saya hai

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai

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syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

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