Archive for the ‘Funny SMS’ Category

Ha ha ha ha

Khush to bahot hoge tum, Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya, Magar aab kya karoge…? Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…? Ha ha ha ha

Atlast Wo Din Aa Gaya

SHADI SE PEHLEY

1 biwi aur 3 bacche

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

Message pe message bhejte ho

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahin , doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho

How about you

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well… Enough about ME! How about you?

EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA

EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA, BAHUT UPER GAYA, ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, AS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA , AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.

Aap agar PAGAL ho to

Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega, MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega, BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega….Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega…

ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH

DREAM makes all things Possible HOPES makes all things work LOVE makes all things beautiful SMILE makes all the above work possible So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!

Oh My Lovely Shoes

I need you… I love you… I can’t go anywhere without you… .Oh My Lovely.. Shoes! ,,,, ,,,, __| | | |__ (___,_) (_,___)

stupid to believe these words

U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words…