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Ha ha ha ha

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,

Magar aab kya karoge…?

Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?

Ha ha ha ha

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Atlast Wo Din Aa Gaya

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

SHADI SE PEHLEY…

Boy: Atlast Wo Din Aa Gaya..

Girl: Tum Mujhe Chor To Nahi Do Ge??

Boy: No Way Aisa Sochna Bhi Mat..

Girl: Will U Kiss Me??

Boy: Yes..!

Girl: Tumhari Zindagi Main Koi Aur To Nahi??

Boy: No Not At All..

Girl: Do U Love Me??

Boy: Yes Dear..!

Girl: Oh Dear..!

SHADI KE BAAD…

Ab Zara ULTA SMS Parho..!!

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1 biwi aur 3 bacche

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling
main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta
gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

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Message pe message bhejte ho

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho

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How about you

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent, Spontaneous,
Good Looking,
Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well… Enough about ME! How about you?

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