Santa se puchha ki- “Tum next janam me kya
ban’na pasand karoge?
Santa-”Ek Chuha” Why? Bcoz meri wife
sirf chuhe se hi darti he..!
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meri wife chuhe se darti he
Thursday, January 29th, 2009What is DUA ?
Thursday, January 29th, 2009What is DUA ?
D-Dil se nikli hui awaz jo aap ko sachi khushi de.
U-Udasi aap ke qareeb se bhi na gujre.
A-Aap hamesha khush rahe.
So i always do DUA 4 u.
EDUCATIONAL DRAWBACK
Thursday, January 29th, 2009EDUCATIONAL DRAWBACK-
Ek admi roj subah ped ki daali pe chadh kar baith jata tha.
poocho kyon?
Bechara MBA karke pagal ho gaya tha ,
apne ap ko BRANCH MANAGER samajhta tha.
mai DIL ka SAAF hun
Thursday, January 29th, 2009Mai bhi SMART hun,
Aap bhi SMART ho,
Mera RANG SAAF hai,
Aapka bhi RANG SAAF hai,
Bas Ek CHOTA sa FARK hai,
mai DIL ka SAAF hun
Aur aap DIMAG se SAAF hai.