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meri wife chuhe se darti he
Santa se puchha ki- “Tum next janam me kya ban’na pasand karoge? Santa-”Ek Chuha” Why? Bcoz meri wife sirf chuhe se hi darti he..!
jab bhi milenge muskrayenge
ek janaze ko dekhkar ladki muskrayi e baba bola-beti jawan maut par u muskraya nahi karte ladki boli baba….vada kiya tha jab bhi milenge muskrayenge…
What is DUA ?
What is DUA ? D-Dil se nikli hui awaz jo aap ko sachi khushi de. U-Udasi aap ke qareeb se bhi na gujre. A-Aap hamesha khush rahe. So i always do DUA 4 u.
EDUCATIONAL DRAWBACK
EDUCATIONAL DRAWBACK- Ek admi roj subah ped ki daali pe chadh kar baith jata tha. poocho kyon? Bechara MBA karke pagal ho gaya tha , apne ap ko BRANCH MANAGER samajhta tha.
mai DIL ka SAAF hun
Mai bhi SMART hun, Aap bhi SMART ho, Mera RANG SAAF hai, Aapka bhi RANG SAAF hai, Bas Ek CHOTA sa FARK hai, mai DIL ka SAAF hun Aur aap DIMAG se SAAF hai.
Hmari aadatein kitni milt
1 Saheli dosri se tmhara zyada khayal kon krta he? Mera pati. Or sabse acha kon lagta ha? Tera pati Ohhh Hmari aadatein kitni milt
Ladkiyaan Chudel Ki Chdl Hi Rehti He
Ek Bhoot Ne Dusre Bht Se Kaha, Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai Na ‘Ladke Marne Ke Baad Bht Ban Jate Hai, Aur Ladkiyaan Chudel Ki Chdl Hi Rehti He.
Ek Bar Ticket 2 Lele
Santa Roz 2 hours Pooja Karta Tha- “Bhagwan,Meri Lottery Lagade” 11 Sal k Baad Bhagwan Gusse Me Prakat Hue or Bole-Abe Ek Bar Ticket 2 Lele
Srdr Ne Zeher Piya
Ek Sardar Ko Puri Raat Machharo Ne Bahut Pareshan Kiya Uski Khopadi Sarki Srdr Ne Zeher Piya Aur Bola…”Ab Kaato Saalo, Sab Maroge.
Kal ek bus ke piche
Banta- Kal maine ek bus ke piche bhagkar ticket ke 30rs bachaye. Santa- Abe bewakuf taxi ke pche bhagta 2100rs bacha leta buddu.