Archive for the ‘Insult SMS’ Category
You are one of the most CUTE persons
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don
God has given many qualities to you
God has given many qualities to you, Good look, personality, charm, intelligence, And many more
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo sirf ek bar.. December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do, wo bhegi bhegi ratain, wo haseen lamhaat, jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker, ankhon me ankhain dalkar, jub tum ne.. kaha! Aande lee loo, garam aande
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se
Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se, Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se, Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh, Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho, Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye, Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
Only you were selected
My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
Barish ki ek ek boond
Suno Mehsoos karo Badal ki garaj Bijli ki chamak Barish ki ek ek boond Tumse Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai ? ? ? ?
Monkeys Fashion Show
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
Jubse tumhe dekha hai
Jubse tumhe dekha hai, Mera Raat ko Din ko Subha ko Sham ko Khate waqt peete waqt Sote waqt Jagte waqt Hans hans k bura haal he
Taste this SMS
Taste this SMS Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well