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Only you were selected

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

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Barish ki ek ek boond

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Suno

Mehsoos karo

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ek ek boond

Tumse

Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
?
?
?
?
“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay

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Monkeys Fashion Show

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

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Jubse tumhe dekha hai

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he

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Taste this SMS

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

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