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Lagta hai pahunch gai
koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
aja more sajna verna chautha tayyar hai
1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chhai bahar hai, aja sajna tera intzar hai. 2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai, dil bekrar hai, aja more sajna verna chautha tayyar hai.
Biwi Saali Jokes
Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool Saali is Tooti – Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE
Hum Kutto Ke Sardar Ho Gaye
Unki Gali Ke Chakkar Katte Katte Kutte Hamare Yaar Ho Gaye, Wo To Hamare Na Ho Sake, Hum Kutto Ke Sardar Ho Gaye
Before marriage & after marriage
Before marriage : He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife,loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it
her din nayi nayi to milti
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
difference between love and arranged marriage!
What is d difference between luv marriage and an arranged marriage? D 1st one is a perfect suicide.. N the next one is an arranged murder!
kitab kiski hai?
Teacher: Yeh kitab kiski hai? Student: Sir, kagaj ki. Teacher: Yeh toh mujhe bhi pataa hai. Student: Sir, phir puchh kyon rahe hai.
Girls are like an internet virus
Girls are like an internet virus: They enter your life, Scan your pockets, Transfer your money, Edit your mind, Download their problems and Delete your smile So please download the software SayNoToGirls. EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash.