koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke
ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki,
badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
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Lagta hai pahunch gai
Thursday, April 30th, 2009aja more sajna verna chautha tayyar hai
Thursday, April 30th, 20091960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chhai bahar hai,
aja sajna tera intzar hai.
2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,
dil bekrar hai,
aja more sajna verna chautha tayyar hai.
Biwi Saali Jokes
Thursday, April 30th, 2009Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE
Hum Kutto Ke Sardar Ho Gaye
Thursday, April 30th, 2009Unki Gali Ke Chakkar Katte Katte
Kutte Hamare Yaar Ho Gaye,
Wo To Hamare Na Ho Sake,
Hum Kutto Ke Sardar Ho Gaye…
Before marriage & after marriage
Thursday, April 30th, 2009Before
marriage
:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after marriage you can read it from bottom to up !!!!