Archive for the ‘Jokes SMS’ Category
Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho
Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho.. . . . . . Dikha . . . . . Dikha . . Chala bhi gaya Buddhu. upar dekhna chaiye tha na. Mobile me aayega kya
pehle kahan milte the
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the. Train ruki, Khidki khuli, Nazro se nazre mili, Aur aapne kaha
In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai
In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya
Witches Panties
Q: Why Don
basanti iss kuttay keh saamne mat naachna
A family saw a
Kitchen me meri madad ho jati
Wife: aji sunte ho, kal meri Mammi aa rahi hai. Husband: kyaa tumhare PaPa bhi unke sath aa rahe hai? Wife: nahi, Par ye aap kyo puch rahe hai? Husband: isliye ki Kitchen me meri madad ho jati.
itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta
Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai? JAWAAB: Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he
Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet
Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet Look at it when ur in trouble U will Realise that 0ther Problems r not as Big as this.
Mom Kyu rote ho
Mom: Kyu rote ho Son: Dad ne mujhe kissi nahi di Mom: Tumne unko Table nahi sunaya hoga Son: bazU wali aunty ko kaunse tables aata he