Archive for the ‘Jokes SMS’ Category
Shadi me dulhe k sath barati kyu jate hai?
Shadi me dulhe k sath barati kyu jate hai? Q k log kehte h k kisi k Sukh me jao ya na, par dukh me jarur jana chahiy
notice that Your Wife is mostly in the kitchen
Ram – I notice that Your Wife is mostly in the kitchen, Probably she Cooks many varieties.! Shyam – No.! Actually our Telephone Connection is in the kitchen.!
mere baap ka bigad jayega
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
geeta mein likha hai
Geeta mein likha hai? are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!
Mon to Sun
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you’ve always been a headache!
personally go and deliver
Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
silence for 2 minutes
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Girlfriends
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends
I am not rich like rohit
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
But I’m only a cartoonist
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I’m only a cartoonist!