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Na Congres Na BJP

Na Congres Na BJP ..Na ManSe ..Na DilSe ..Na Sena Apun ko to sirf Dosti se lena… “Aapla Paksh, Porinwar Laksh”!!

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WISHING YOU A ZAVAZAVI NIGHT

look down . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . LAVDYANO KAY DABAT JAATA, AATA JAVA ANI ZOPA KI BHOSDICHYANO, WISHING YOU A ZAVAZAVI NIGHT

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bayko milaali tar tyala kay mhanaal

Ekadhyala sundar, changali, samjhutdar, na bhandnari, kami bolnari, chagala jewan banawanari, bayko milaali tar tyala kay mhanaal? . . . . .’AFAWA’

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Swapna sarakha sahwaas nahi

Swapna sarakha sahwaas nahi.. savali sarkhi sakhi nahi.. Ekantpanachi janiv hot asel tar, Maitri sarkhi Saath nahi.

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What is ABCD means

What is ABCD means?? Lavdyano vichara ki!! Nahi athavala bhosdichyano ABCD means Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye

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D moon said 2 me

D moon said 2 me, “if ur frnd is nt msgg u, then why dont u leave him?” I looked bak 2 moon, & said, . . . . . . “jaa naa,fokanichya, tula kaay karaaychay?”

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Mogli ne ekda Dada Kondke la Vicharla

Mogli ne ekda Dada Kondke la Vicharla: Tumhi Chaddi kuthay shivta..?? Dada Kondke Mhanala: Jikde fatleli asteh, tikdech shivto…. Ae he he he..

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Sakali hastes

Sakali hastes Dupari hastes Sandhyakali hastes Ratri hastes Gharat hastes Rastyat hastes Yetana baghun hastes Jatana baghun hastes Tila kay vaatte Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

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Vachala nasata tari chalal asat

Sahaj msg kela hota . . . . . . . . . Vachala nasata tari chalal asat

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ek bai dusrya baila vicharte

ek bai dusrya baila vicharte, tumhi gahu kasa anala? 2- pishavitun anala. 1- tasa nahi ho, konatya bhavane anala? 2-chulat bhavane anala.

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priyakar preyasila premane mhanala

priyakar preyasila premane mhanala,”te bagh te zaad”.. ani mag.. mag kay.. . . . . . preyasi zaadu lagali!

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Kasa Aahes

A;Kasa Aahes? B:Bara Aahe. A:Dada Kasa Aahe? B;Bara Aahe. A:Tai Kashi Aahe? B:Bari Aahe. A:Aani Aai Kashi Aahe? B:Bari Aahe. A:Baba Paan Barech Aastil? B:NAHI,BABA EKACH AAHET

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magil bakawarache watrat karte

guruji: “mulanno aaj mi khup khush aahe, kal mala mulga zala, olakha pahu aaj mi dabyat kay aanale asel?” ? ? ? ? ? ? ? magil bakawarache watrat karte: . . . “kharwas”

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3 mungyana 1 cake disto

3 mungyana 1 cake disto.. pahli jate ani cake khate.. dusri pan jaun khate.. tisri nahi khat… ka?? ti mhante:sheeee cake la mungya laglyat..

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Je jodle te naate

Je jodle te naate. Ji Jadte ti savay. Ji Thabte ti Odh. Je Vadhate te prem. Jo sampto to sahavas. Aani Jya nirantar rahtat tyaa . . Athavani Miss you lot.

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