Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day.
She’ll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u’ll hv
a child on children`s day.
Don’t try this on everybody.
U’ll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
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Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009Neighbour girls r Missed Calls
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
Colour of underwear reflects your mood
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
whether you are here or not
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule.
SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
Elections are near
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009When an apple is green,
its ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen,
she is ready to…
VOTE.
You dirty mind,
Elections are near,
but I know what you were thinking.