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tere result da ki banya
Santa: tere result da ki banya? Pappu: madam kendi si class vich 1 saal hor lagana hai. Santa: phir theek hai, saal chahe 2,3 hor lag jayn, bas fail na hona.
Santa weeping
Santa weeping. Friend asked ki hoya? Santa: bapu mer gaya. After 5 mints santa again crying. Friend asked: hun ki hoya? Santa said: meri behan da baapu v mer gia
Jis pal khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga
Jis pal khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, hazaron saal dekha hoga, lakhon saal nihara hoga, aur phir ek baar zarur socha hoga abbey yaar bana to diya par yeh hai kya ?
Ek commerce ki ladki kaise galli degi
Ek commerce ki ladki kaise galli degi
GHAJINI aur TERE NAAM dekh lo
Arz kiya hai. Ishq karne se pahle uska anjaam dekh lo, agar fir bhi samjh naa aaye to GHAJINI aur TERE NAAM dekh lo
Ek kanjus 14th floor se neeche gir gaya
Ek kanjus 14th floor se neeche gir gaya.. girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki pe apni biwi ko Roti banate hue dekha to zor se chilayameri mat banana
Meri bhagwan se ek he wish hai
Meri bhagwan se ek he wish hai ki wo tum jaisa dost har kisi ko de. Kyunki. Yeh saza main akele kyu bhugtu..
Doctor to husband
Doctor to husband : aapka aur aapki BIWI ka blood group ek he hai ? Husband : hoga jarur hoga, 25 saal se mera he khoon jo pee rahi hai.
SEHAN SHAKTI
1st man : NAARI ka kya matlab hota hai ? 2nd : NAARI ka matlab hai
Phool gir jate hai jab ap aate ho
Phool gir jate hai, jab ap aate ho. Phool gir jate hai, jab ap jate ho, aji zra dhyan se chala kro, gamlon se kyo takrate ho???