Archive for the ‘Naughty SMS’ Category
Agar aap chahte hain
Agar aap chahte hain ki aapke chehre pe dhul-miti na lage to . . to . . to . . har roj subah ASIAN PAINT LAGAYIYE jo DHUL-MITI ko tikne na de!
Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar
Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar, sab 2 din ki masti hai. Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai, jab tak…. . . . ….FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai!
Wo konsi ghadi thi
Wo konsi ghadi thi jb aap paida hue TIMEX ROLEX TITAN HMT QUARTZ ya koi or, jvab jaldi bhejo, company band karani hai, taki aisa hadsa fir na ho.
Hamare vichar kitne milte hain
/2> ? ?9 + 6a ; -) 391- v :-q # 3/7 < a47 Kuch samaj mein aya ? Nahin ? Mujhe bhi nahi aya. Wah, Hamare vichar kitne milte hain.
Tum chale gaye to
Tum chale gaye to bagh se titliyaan chali gayi… Phool murjha gaye… Patte jhad gaye… Ab to GARDEN ME PANI DENE AAJA RAMU.
MUJHSE SHADI KAROGI?
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho to usko COW k samne le jao. Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena ki dimag me GOBAR hai, agar pas ayi to samajh lena k BHUSA hai.
Sabhi JUNGALI Jaanwaro Ko
Sabhi JUNGALI Jaanwaro Ko Suchit Kiya Jata Hai Ki . . . . . . . . . . . Aap To Aise Dekh Rahe Ho, Jaise Suchna Aap Ko Di Ja Rahi Hai….
LASSI pi lena
Kabhi yaad aaye to fon kar lena, paise kam ho to sms kar lena, agar yeh bhi na kar sake to mobile dahi me daal kar vibration on karna, or LASSI pi lena…
HAPPY NEW YEAR to U
HAPPY NEW YEAR to U, Kya hua? Isme sochna keya? YE SMS kisne bheja hai? Maine na? Paise kis k lage hai? Mere na? To meri marzi main jo chahe wish karu..!