Archive for the ‘Naughty SMS’ Category
Oye Utho
Oye Utho! Ye Koi Sone Ka Waqt He? Jb Dekho Sotay Rehtay Ho Kya Sari Zindagi So K Bitani He? or Haan dont reply I Am Sleeping.
Mohbat karo
Mohbat karo Ibabat k sath Pyar kro Nazakat k sath Dosti karo Insaniyat k sath Sms pad liya? Ab rply karo Sharafat k sath.
TUMARI YAAD ME
TUMARI YAAD ME IS KADAR ROTE HE, TUMARI YAAD ME IS KADAR ROTE HE, KE PADOSI HAMARE AANSUo SE BARtan DHOTE hain!!!!
Arz hai
Arz hai, AAP humare dil me baste ho AAP humare dil mein bste ho, thik hai dil me baste ho Thoda side me ho jayo, sans wali nali me kyu faste ho.
Kyun band ho gayi SMS Ki bahaar?
Kyun band ho gayi SMS Ki bahaar? Kyun ho gayi hamse aisi takrar? Kyun begaane ho jaate hai yaar? Agar dil mein ho pyar, to bhejo SMS mere yaar.
A General asks a young lady officer
A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services? Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!
Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?….. Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge? Student: dulhan Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student- bahu laaunga Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai? Student: pota [...]
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She’ll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u’ll hv a child on children`s day. Don’t try this on everybody. U’ll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls
Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r Toll-free calls, Callgirls r Roaming calls, Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
Colour of underwear reflects your mood
Colour of underwear reflects your mood: Red – Wild, Black – Sexy, Blue – Romantic, Pink – Seductive White – Calm, Yellow – time to change your undrewear!