Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich,
main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich,
fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda,
main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda
Archive for the ‘Punjabi SMS’ Category
Kutta marr gaya razai vich
Thursday, January 29th, 2009Teri dosti da main satkar kitta
Thursday, January 29th, 2009Teri dosti da main satkar kitta,
teri har nazar nu main pyar kitta,
kasam rabb di na bhula devin es dosti nu,
main apne to vi jyada is rishte te aitbaar kitta.
Ik sherni nach rahi si
Thursday, January 29th, 2009Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke
thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, “Nachne nu kare mera jee,
haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke”.
Santa went to see a gal for marriage
Thursday, January 29th, 2009Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time
santa asks: “behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?”
Girl: “Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.”
Santa waiting at bus stop
Thursday, January 29th, 2009Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said:
No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.