Archive for the ‘Punjabi SMS’ Category
Kutta marr gaya razai vich
Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda
Teri dosti da main satkar kitta
Teri dosti da main satkar kitta, teri har nazar nu main pyar kitta, kasam rabb di na bhula devin es dosti nu, main apne to vi jyada is rishte te aitbaar kitta.
Ik sherni nach rahi si
Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si. Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya? Chuha kehnda, “Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke”.
Santa went to see a gal for marriage
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: “behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?” Girl: “Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.”
Santa waiting at bus stop
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
Tan fer MRF da tyre de de
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Jeeto: Thank u G. Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi…
Computer windows in punjabi
Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu, Send=satto Insert=pao Download=thalle lao Delete=mitti pao Run=Nassu Search=Labbo ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao
umeed sms di la rakhi a
umeed sms di la rakhi a nazar mobil tay tika rakhi a pr sms ay kitoon yaari shaikhan nal la rakhi a
dil mere nu pathhar karde
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..