Archive for the ‘Santa Banta SMS’ Category
You have already taken your share
Santa: “God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple”. (After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note) Santa: “Shame on you God, you don’t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!”
I was born in GOA
Teacher to santa: where were you born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: can u spell it? Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
when I opened the toilet door
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself. Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
I am giving entrance test
Santa giving exam while standing at the door. A man asked Why are you standing at the door? Santa: Idiot, I am giving entrance test.
married men are more obedient
Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.
the company shifted
Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where..
Santa opened a petrol pump
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
An englishman and santa
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
I luv u sister
Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”
Santa and Banta in a football
Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!! Santa :lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol Karenge?