Santa: “God, if you give me 100 rupees,
I will donate 50 rupees in temple”.
(After waliking some distance,
he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: “Shame on you God,
you don’t even trust me a little?
You have already taken your share!”
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You have already taken your share
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009I was born in GOA
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time):
I think I was born in GOA.
when I opened the toilet door
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door,
the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
I am giving entrance test
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked Why are you standing at the door?
Santa: Idiot, I am giving entrance test.
married men are more obedient
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.