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Apun dono ka dosti

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun tarzan 2 monkey

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Kya mamu apun ki yaad

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

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Tum saala dost log udharich milega

Friday, January 30th, 2009

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”
Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

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bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato
ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?

Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k
14 injection lagane ka.

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Kiss Day ko kahete hai

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?

Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.

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