Archive for the ‘Tapori SMS’ Category
Apun dono ka dosti
Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai, Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti, Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki, Apun tarzan 2 monkey
Kya mamu apun ki yaad
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Tum saala dost log udharich milega
God puchha
bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka
Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka? Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.
Kiss Day ko kahete hai
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai? Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day
Kya re
Kya re! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos
Dil dena hai to de
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka, Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai, Maardalegi kya? Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
Aye Mamu
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
Tu kitna pada hai
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai? MAMU : B.A. MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?
Kya re
Kya re! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!