Archive for the ‘Tapori SMS’ Category

Apun dono ka dosti

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai, Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti, Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki, Apun tarzan 2 monkey

Kya mamu apun ki yaad

Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

Tum saala dost log udharich milega

God puchha

bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka? Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

January 30, 2009 • Tags:  • Posted in: Tapori SMS • No Comments

Kiss Day ko kahete hai

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai? Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day

Kya re

Kya re! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos

Dil dena hai to de

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka, Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai, Maardalegi kya? Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Aye Mamu

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

Tu kitna pada hai

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai? MAMU : B.A. MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

Kya re

Kya re! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!