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LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

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Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:p

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last chance to run away

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

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thought of long life

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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I was a fool when I married you

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

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