Archive for the ‘Wedding SMS’ Category
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED
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Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay
Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p
last chance to run away
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away
thought of long life
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
I was a fool when I married you
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.
True relatives always stand behind u
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u!
Man need poison
Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can
Before and after marriage
Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don
Before & after marriage
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you
If marriages are made in heaven
Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage!