Posts Tagged ‘free English Romantic SMS’

Love isn’t a decision

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling.
If we could decide who to love, then,
life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

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How old is ur father

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

MAN: How old is ur father?

BOY: As old as me.

MAN: How can that be?

BOY: He became a father only when i was born.

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most confusing day

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Whats the most confusing day in
Europe and America?

Thinking?

Still thinking?

Fathers day….!!!!!!!!

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It must be tough spending

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Patient: It must be tough spending all day with
your hands in someone mouth.

Dentist: I just think of it as having my hands
in their wallet.

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