Love isn’t a decision

Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

How old is ur father

MAN: How old is ur father? BOY: As old as me. MAN: How can that be? BOY: He became a father only when i was born.

most confusing day

Whats the most confusing day in Europe and America? Thinking? Still thinking? Fathers day

It must be tough spending

Patient: It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone mouth. Dentist: I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.