Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day

Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She’ll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u’ll hv a child on children`s day. Don’t try this on everybody. U’ll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)

Neighbour girls r Missed Calls

Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r Toll-free calls, Callgirls r Roaming calls, Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.