This is your CellPhone Operator

This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you’re too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

Earth may stop rotating

Earth may stop rotating Birds may stop flying Candles may stop melting Fishes may stop swimming Heart may stop breathing But i will never stop Missing you my friend.

SPECIALLY JUST FOR YOU

SPECIALLY JUST FOR YOU ************************

I always thought loving

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends. happy friendship day !!

Hamesha muskurain

Hamesha muskurain Q K aapki muskurahat bht Dilkash aur pyaari hai.. …. hans k dikhain (@ ..@) .() Oyee Hoye! Yeh hoi na baat.

Never KISS a lady police

Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady teacher, She will say, repeat it 5 time

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last chance to run away

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away

full of Love & Care

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Eid is 3 meaningful words

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words E – Embrace with open heart I – Inspire with impressive attitude D – Distribute pleasure to all ~Eid Mubarak~

May the divine light of diwali

May the divine light of diwali spread into your Life peace, prosperity, happiness and good health.