Colour of underwear reflects your mood

Colour of underwear reflects your mood: Red – Wild, Black – Sexy, Blue – Romantic, Pink – Seductive White – Calm, Yellow – time to change your undrewear!

whether you are here or not

Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

nikal hi jayega

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!