One boy went to meet his girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye

January 31, 2009 • Tags: , • Posted in: Kiss SMS • No Comments

Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai

Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai, Subah uthay to diwali aagai.. Socha send karon aap ko diwali sms, Daikha to aap ki miss call already aagai,

Unki yaad bhulai nhi jati

Unki yaad bhulai nhi jati ye dil ki dolat roj lutai nhi jati Kis muh se log kahte hai ki unko bhul jay ye pyar ki duniya hai roj basai nai jati.

January 30, 2009 • Tags: , • Posted in: Mobile SMS • No Comments

Ladkiyaan Chudel Ki Chdl Hi Rehti He

Ek Bhoot Ne Dusre Bht Se Kaha, Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai Na ‘Ladke Marne Ke Baad Bht Ban Jate Hai, Aur Ladkiyaan Chudel Ki Chdl Hi Rehti He.

January 29, 2009 • Tags: , • Posted in: Hindi SMS • No Comments

Letter & an SMS

What Is the Difference Between a Letter & an SMS? Pehle Ke Zamane me Letter Kabutaron Ke Haath Bheje Jaate The Aur Aajkal SMS Kabutaron Ko Bheje Jaate Hain

January 29, 2009 • Tags: , • Posted in: Urdu SMS • No Comments

I have a new Sandal

Major Rohail to his Friend That girl is deaf. Friend: How do you know

January 29, 2009 • Tags: , • Posted in: Urdu SMS • One Comment

Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai

Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno

Punjabi version

Punjabi version of Baby Baby Yes mama Kaki Kaki Haan Bebey Cheeni Khaadi Na Bebey Chooth Boldi Na Bebey Jhooth Mardi Na Bebey Lawan Jutti HaHaHa

par abhi de

Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi… Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

January 28, 2009 • Tags: , • Posted in: Naughty SMS • No Comments