when I opened the toilet door

Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself. Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!

January 27, 2009 • Tags:  • Posted in: Santa Banta SMS • No Comments

I luv u sister

Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”